wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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