I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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