And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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