Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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