I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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