oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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