jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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