you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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