the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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