I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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