no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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