Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize