You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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