I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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