So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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