Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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