My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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