He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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