Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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