gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize