apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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