About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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