Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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