what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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