D3 body, D1 cock
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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