I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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