did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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