Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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