Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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