thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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