Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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