Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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