just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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