She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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