How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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