Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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