At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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