Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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