what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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