He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
a search helicopter?!
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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