i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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