Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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