whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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