Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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