Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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