You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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