ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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