it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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