By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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