I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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