How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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