I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
