Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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