The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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