Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
