R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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