Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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