separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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