she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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