We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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