we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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