Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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